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tanc

Filed Under (armata) by admin on 28-07-2008

Intr-o unitate de tancuri, unei grupe de proaspeti recruti li se prezinta pentru prima oara un tanc. Plutonierul comandant de grupa incepe sa le explice:
- Tancul este de tip T-55, fabricat in URSS. Are cineva vreo intrebare?
Nimeni nu intreaba nimic.
- Pe tanc, se afla instalat un aruncator de grenade calibrul 120. Are cineva vreo intrebare?
Nimeni nu intreaba nimic.
- Tot pe tanc avem o statie de comunicatii radio. Are cineva vreo intrebare?
Un soldat ridica mina timid.
- Da, soldat, spune!
- Tovarase plutonier, statia radio e pe lampi sau pe tranzistori?
- Bai, pentru timpiti ca tine o sa repet: este pe tanc!

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