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nuca de cocos

Filed Under (unguri) by admin on 30-07-2008

Intr-un bar:

Doi unguri si un roman, primul ungur catre al doilea:

-Stii care-i diferenta dintre un roman si o nuca de cocos?

-Nu.

-Nuca iti ofera tot timpul ceva de baut pe cand romanul niciodata.

La care romanul de alaturi:

-Nu te supara, vrei ceva de baut?

Ungurul:

-Mi-ar place…

-Atunci du-te-n ma-ta si cumpara-ti o nuca de cocos.

mobil

Filed Under (unguri) by admin on 30-07-2008

- Ce mesaj are funar pe mobilul sau la mesageria vocala?

- Pentru limba romana apasati 1,for english press 2,pentru limba maghiara apasati tragaciul!!!!

zambet

Filed Under (unguri) by admin on 28-07-2008

- Cand ii zambeste un roman unui ungur ?
- Cand il vede prin luneta.

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