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Fam. Popescu http://thejoker.sapte.ro/?p=156 http://thejoker.sapte.ro/?p=156#comments Fri, 01 Aug 2008 06:20:18 +0000 admin http://thejoker.sapte.ro/?p=156 Alo, familia Popescu?
- Nu stiu, manca-ti-as, de-abia am intrat!

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lautar http://thejoker.sapte.ro/?p=154 http://thejoker.sapte.ro/?p=154#comments Fri, 01 Aug 2008 06:17:54 +0000 admin http://thejoker.sapte.ro/?p=154 Unui vanator i-a murit cainele de vanatoare .
Se duce a 2a zi sisi cumpara altul.Se duce cu el la vannatore trage cu pusca dupa rate si se sperie cainele si fuge.Povestindui unui prieten patzania lui, un lautar aude si-i spune:

-Da-mi cainele tau ca-n 2 saptamani il fac bun de vanatoare.Bine omule .zis si facut.
Se duce lautarul cu,cainele la petreceri la nunti ca sa se obisnuiasca cu zgomotele .Trec 2 saptaman si ii inapoiaza cainnele.Se duce omul la vanatoare cu ,cainel si trage cu pusca dupa rate ,iar cainele incepe:

- Iauzi 2 ,iauzi 2 ,iauzi 49.

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peste http://thejoker.sapte.ro/?p=146 http://thejoker.sapte.ro/?p=146#comments Fri, 01 Aug 2008 06:04:29 +0000 admin http://thejoker.sapte.ro/?p=146 Un evreu merge la macelarie:
-Dati-mi un kg din pestele acela.
-Dar acela nu e peste, e carne de porc
-Eu nu te-am intrebat cum se numeste pestele acela!

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cel mai scurt bancu cu evrei http://thejoker.sapte.ro/?p=144 http://thejoker.sapte.ro/?p=144#comments Fri, 01 Aug 2008 05:59:13 +0000 admin http://thejoker.sapte.ro/?p=144 Care este cel mai scurt banc cu evrei?
N-am!

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porc http://thejoker.sapte.ro/?p=142 http://thejoker.sapte.ro/?p=142#comments Fri, 01 Aug 2008 05:56:35 +0000 admin http://thejoker.sapte.ro/?p=142 ofitzerul SS:astazi va dau o veste buna.
Evreii:carei vestea????
Ofitzerul SS:azi vom avea carne de porc!
Evreii:ura,ura,ura!
Ofitzerul SS:linishte porcilor!

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raurile http://thejoker.sapte.ro/?p=140 http://thejoker.sapte.ro/?p=140#comments Fri, 01 Aug 2008 05:52:32 +0000 admin http://thejoker.sapte.ro/?p=140 Ceausescu cu nevasta, in elicopter. Leana ii zice:
-Uite, Nicule, se vede raurile!
-Nu tu, astea nu e raurile astea e soselele!
Pilotul intervine:
-Nu, astea-s cozile!

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